兰戈 Rango!
兰戈
Rango...
兰戈 Rango!
兰戈 Rango...
今天我们聚集于此 用歌声来纪念 We are gathered here today to immortalize in song
一位伟人的传奇一生和英年早逝 the life and untimely death of a great legend.
坐好了 放轻松 So sit back, relax, and enjoy
好好享用你的低热量爆米花和什锦糖果 your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections,
听我们来讲述这位英雄 奇异而纠结的故事 while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero,
而这位英雄至今还没进入角色 who has yet to enter his own story.
字幕组：-HSCHXL & 苏默金武-
MiMiMi MaMaMa Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy-cupcake.
好了 伙计们 重头再来吧 Okay, everybody! Let's take it from the top.
舞台就绪 恐惧在这潮湿的夜晚悄然袭来 The stage is set. The night moist with that apprehension.
公主独守空房 准备结束自己的生命 Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.
没了爱情滋润的生活就是坨屎 It is far better to nourish worms than to live without love!
她伸手去取那杯毒酒 She reaches for the poison chalice.
此时 邪恶的马伏里奥正阴谋篡位 Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne.
而她年迈的父王已是奄奄一息 While her aging father lies gravely ill.
是啊 我奄奄一息 Yes, I'm gravely ill...
哈克 该谁上场了 Hark, who goes there?
当然该我了 千呼万唤始出来的大英雄 It is I! The much anticipated hero.
哥来营救那位想不开的少女了 Returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden.
你们这群小杂碎 再不放了她 Unhand her you jailers of virtue
哥让你们吃不了兜着走 or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!
吃不了...兜那个... The sting of my... the....
马科斯医生 马科斯医生 Doctor Marks? Doctor Marks,
你怎么都不给点反应啊 I'm not getting anything from you!
伙计们 咱们不商量好了吗 People, we've talked about this!
表演要有互动 Acting is reacting.
维克多 你的演技太烂了 看吧 我就说了 Victor, you were wooden! There, I said it.
蒂姆斯先生 你演得不错 Mister Tims, you were good.
也不用这么专业吧 Perhaps a little too good!
维克多 你说啥来着 What's that, Victor?
我的角色还没定吗 扯什么淡 My character's undefined? That's absurd!
咱有自知之明 我就演... I know who I am. I'm the...
那个谁来着 主角吧 就演那个英雄 I'm the guy! The protagonist, the hero!
每个故事都需要英雄 Every story needs a hero! I mean...
还有谁比咱更有资格沉浸在 Who else is better qualified to bask
无数同伴的溢美之辞中呢 in the adulation of his numerous companions!
舞台已经就绪 The stage is waiting.
观众们翘首期盼着一段冒险之旅 The audience thirsts for adventure.
我演谁呢 Who am I?
我可以演任何人 I could be anyone!
可以演一个历经磨难的船长 I...I could be the sea captain
刚刚返航修复他的假肢 returning from a mighty voyage, to reclaim his mechanical arm!
或是在刚果与蟒蛇共舞的彪悍人类学家 Or the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!
趴下 春加 Down, Chunga!
若是你想来点浪漫 And if you desire romance,
我亦可化身绝世情人 I will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!
你好吗 Hola!
我不禁注意到 你注意到我在注意你 I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
女人们都觉得我帅得惹人抽 You know the women find me uncomfortably good looking.
但是你貌似挺淡定的嘛 But you seem remarkably at ease.
别这样 不 真的 Oh, stop it! No, really...
好吧 要是你真想这样的话 Well, if you must! Ha ha!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
痒痒 那是真的吗 That tickles! Are those real?
没错 冲突 维克多 That's it! Conflict! Victor,
你是对的 我的角色还没定下来 you were right! I have been undefined!
伙计们 我有灵感了 大英雄总得有个来头 People, I've had an epiphany! The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!
我们的故事需要一个出人意料的噱头 What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event,
那样才能让英雄路见不平拔刀相助 that will propel the hero into conflict.
蒂姆斯先生 Mister Tims?
没错 就是你 That's right! You!
别害羞嘛 来吧 没关系的 Don't be shy. Come on. It's okay.
对了 过来点 That's it, a little closer...
很好 Good.
我不会咬你的 I won't bite you.
我需要一点帮助 I need a little help here.
你没事吧 Uh... Are you okay?
我得到路的另一边去 I must get to the other side.
另一边 也就是说刚刚横穿公路的是你了 The other side? You mean just now that was you crossing the road?
所以你...你这是为毛啊 That's why... why did you do that?!
那是我的使命 他在等我 This is my quest. He waits for me.
啥时侯 咋回事 谁啊 When... What... Who?
西域之灵 朋友 至尊之灵 The spirit of the west, amigo. The one.
相传他的座驾是雪白的四轮马车 They say he rides an alabaster carriage
周围还有黄金守卫保护着他 with golden guardians to protect him.
什么 你在说什么 Wha... What are you talking about?
圣灵的启示 没它我们就是些浮云 Enlightenment. We are nothing without it.
浮云 Nothing?!
你虚妄的使命刚毁了我的生活 Your delusional quest just ruined my life!
我本来有个极其复杂的社交网络 I had an incredibly complex social network!
可都是咱的铁哥们啊 我可是香饽饽 Highly sophisticated friends! I was very popular!
哥们 我可不觉得你有什么哥们 Friends? I don't see no friends.
-那个 -你是一只无比孤独的蜥蜴 - Well, uhm... - You are a very lonely lizard.
现在 帮帮我 Now... Help me up,
我会帮你找到你想要的东西 and I'll help you find what you seek.
-你会吗 -快点 我得继续我的任务了 - Uhh... You will? - Quickly now. I must get back to my quest.
-你以前这么干过吗 -那是 老多了 - You mean you've done this before? - Oh, yes. Many times.
来吧 来吧 就是这样 拉住我手指 Come, come. That's it. Pull my finger.
圣灵正等着呢 The spirit is waiting for me!
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay...
-算了 没用的 -我必须到另一边去 - Okay! That's not gonna work. - I must get to the other side.
没车的时候再过马路会死啊 Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?
这可没看上去那么简单 It's not so easy as it looks...
啥 A what?
隐喻 不懂了吧 It's a metaphor.
这里还有一个 Hey, there's another one!
我见过它 I knew it!
需要帮助吗 朋友 You need a little help, amigo?
我想这个隐喻毁了我的脾脏 I think the metaphore broke my spleen.
通往知识的道路满布荆棘 The path to knowledge is fraught with consequence.
是啊 我只是想找到通往水的道路 Yeah... I'm just looking for the path to water.
你要是想找水 就得先找到尘埃 If you want to find water, you must first find dirt.
尘埃 Dirt?
命运 她待你不薄 Destiny, she is kind to you.
明天是星期三 会有水的 Tomorrow is Wednesday, the water comes.
中午的时候 At noon,
镇上的人们聚到一起举行神秘的仪式 the towns people gather for a mysterious ritual...
镇上 一群人聚在一起那种吗 A town? Like with real people and everything?
-在哪里 -一天的路程 跟着你的影子走 - Where? - A day's journey. Follow your shadow.
你是说 要我进沙漠吗 You want me to just walk out into the desert?
仅此一条路 That's the way.
好吧 你是说有一座小镇 Okay. So you're saying there's a town,
一座真正的小镇 不是什么幌子 a real town? Not a metaphor town?
走吧 没事的 Go on. It's okay.
好吧 那我就去了 Okay. Well, then I'm going.
我这就去 说走就走 I am leaving the road. Now!
壮士一去沙漠兮 I'm walking... into... the desert!
-不复还 -各走各路吧 - Alone! - We all have our journeys to make!
咱们到另一边再见 I will see you on the other side...
欢迎你 朋友 来到无尽之地 Welcome, amigo, to the land without end,
沙漠为朋 死亡做友 the desert and death are the closest of friends...
我们愉快地歌唱他的勇气 We sing of his courage in this gleeful sung song,
友情提示 他不会在这里待太长 better pay close attention, he won't be here long...
莫哈韦沙漠中的动物 Here in the Mojave Desert,
需要上万年的时间 animals have had millions of years to adapt
来适应如此恶劣的环境 to the harsh environment.
至于这只蜥蜴 会死翘翘的 But the lizard, he is going to die.
-八十七年以前 我们的父辈 -别动 - Four score and seven years ago, our fathers... - Don't move!
什么 What?
-不要动 -我没动 - Don't move! - I'm not moving!
-我没动 -赶紧伪装起来 - I'm not moving. - Try to blend in.
啥 伪装 啥意思 What? Blend in? What do you mean?
伪装 Blend in!
什么 你说什么 Wha... Wha... What are you saying?
-来不及了 -不 不 来得及 - Too late. - No! No! It's not too late!
我在伪装 我是伪装大师 I... I'm blending! I'm a blender!
冷静 你搞毛啊 Calm down! What are you doing?
不要动 Don't move!
别显得与众不同 Try not to look conspicuous.
你搞什么飞机 Hey, pst! Whad'ya doing?
-伪装啊 -一边儿去 - I'm blending. - Go and blend somewhere else.
-别干扰我 -这没你的位置了 - Don't distract me! - No room at the inn!
-这是审美问题 别跟我讲大道理 -哪凉快哪待着去 - It's an art not a science!! - Find your own hiding place!
-这很好 -她来了 你赶紧跑吧 小蜥蜴 - This is good. - Oh, here she comes! You better run, Mojito!
什么 但你刚说不要动啊 What? But you said "Don't move".
那是刚才 现在撒开腿跑吧 That was before. Now... you run!
一路顺风 朋友 Adios, amigo.
你的筐子哪去了 Where's your basket?
渴了吗 Oh, thirsty?
拜托 拜托不要 不要 Please! Please don't! Please don't!
我恐高啊 我的腺体肿了 I have vertigo! My glands are swollen!
求你了 不 Please, no...
妈了个爹 Madre de dios!
小杂种 你死定了 You! I kill you,
傻逼蜥蜴 给我滚出来 you stupid lizard, get out of there!
我要捏碎你的蛋蛋 I'm gonna squeeze your huevos!
不 等一下 回来 我开玩笑的 No, wait! Come back! I was just kidding!
-咱俩有交情呢 -我不认识你 - We friends, hey? - I... I don't know you.
-蜥蜴 青蛙 五百年前是一家啊 -一边儿去 - Lizards, frogs... We' practically related! - Find your own place.
-闪开 -我让你跟我妹亲亲好不 - Move over! - I let you kiss my sister!
你个混.... You son of a....
伙计 你所谓的朋友在哪儿呢 Where are your friends now, amigo?
救命啊 Help!
把你那黏不拉叽的爪子从我靴子上拿开 Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off my boots!
-抱歉 -你现在任我摆布 小老外 - Oh! Sorry! - I got a beat on you, stranger.
给我慢慢站起来 You get up real slow.
难道你想花一下午时间 Or you wanna spend your afternoon
清理你那开花的脸蛋儿吗 pickin' your face back together!
不 女士 我不 No, no, no, no, ma'm, I don't...
-你是谁 -我是谁 - Who are you? - Whhhoo... am I?
给我老实回答 正值大旱 I'm askin' the questions here! Our town is drought up.
镇上一滴水都没了 We're in the middle of a drought.
某人却往沙漠里倾倒水 Now someone's dumping water in the desert.
也许现在没法让这事水落石出 Now I suppose it's indeterminable somethin' to mention
但起码能弄清你在其中扮演什么角色 but I intend to find out what role you play in all this.
-角色 -你是想干什么 - Role? - What are you involved in?
好吧 很高兴你这么问 Well, I... I'm glad you asked.
我有两部独幕剧 I've got two one acts,
一部悬疑片和一部音乐片 都在筹划中 a mystery and a musical I've been gestating.
我已经有灵感了 I've got the words.
正在构思主旋律 差不多像这样 I'm just kinda workin' on the melody. It's like a...
就像是 我想会是一部西部片 It's... I think it's gonna be a western.
猴子拿着炮仗 Hey, monkey got a cracker...
他妈正在烧饭 啦啦啦啦啦 his mother's making supper.. La-la-la-la...
你不是这附近的人吧 You ain't from round here, are you?
那个 曲子还在完善中 I.. I'm... I'm still workin' on it.
你叫什么名字呢 So, what's your name?
-豆豆 -那名字可真有意思 - Beans. - That's a funny kind of name.
我有啥办法 老爸喜欢烤豆子 What can I say, my daddy plum loved baked beans.
幸好他没喜欢芦荟 Well, you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus.
-什么 你说什么 -我是说 - What... what are you sayin'? - I mean,
我自己超爱荡妇酱[一种意大利面酱汁] I... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself,
但我不敢保证孩子 but I'm not sure that the child uh...
会喜欢这个绰号 would appreciate the moniker.
我老爸是个好人 My daddy was a great man.
尽管他有炫耀池塘的癖好 Even if he did exhibit proclivity for lagoons...
够味 Spicey.
-你吃的是他的灰 -你随身带着他的遗骸吗 - You're eating his ashes! - You carry his remains?
不啊 是烟灰 他是杆大烟枪 No! His ashes. He loved to smoke.
一直没找到他的遗体 They never found the body.
他肯定自有想法 Well, I'm sure he had his reasons.
-你到底想说啥 -没什么 我... - What are you implyin'? - Nothing. I...
我老爹从未靠近那片矿井 My daddy was never near that mine shaft.
他一个月都会保持清醒 He'd been sober for over a month.
对于你所暗示的 And for you to insinuate that
他没有尽到父亲的责任 he would abandon his parental responsibilities
错过了我个人成长的微妙时刻 at a delicate time in my personal development
是对我的 is an up front to my...
豆豆小姐 Miss Beans?
豆豆小姐 没事吧 Miss Beans? Hello?
没事吧 Hee-lo?
我话放这了 ...and I'm telling to people
安多孟达五世会安然无恙地回来的 that "Adndromeda 5" will return safe and sound
而且我绝不会卖掉我的农场 and I will not sell my ranch!
-你在干什么 -你在干什么 - What? What are you doing? - What are you doing?
-我在干什么 -你刚刚抱了我 - What am I doing? - You... were cuddling me.
-你楞住了 -不 我没有 - You went frozen. - No, I didn't...
-你有 你突然不说话了 -那是防御机制 - Yes, you were. You stopped talking. - That's defence mechanism.
-实际上 很多人都这样 -你就编吧 - Actually lots of people have it. - Now you've made that up!
那你是想在这里自生自灭呢 So, you're gonna die out here
还是搭我车去镇上 or you wanna a ride into town?
不了不了 呃 不是那意思 谢了 No! No! No! Uh... yeah! No! Yes, please! Thank you.
今天是周三 周三大家会聚在一起 Today's Wednesday. Wednesday when we all get to it.
你到底是谁 So who are you really?
我是个有很多绰号的人 Well, I'm a man of many epithets.
有艺名 笔名 化名 There's my stage name, my pen name, my avatar.
我也用过假名 但... Had a pseudonym once, but had to...
于是 这个四处寻找寄托的外地人 And so the stranger seeking companionship
找到了这个女人 就像古时候的纳加海妖 finds the woman. Much like the Sirens of the ancient times
引诱他走向死亡 luring him to his certain demise.
实际上 我是少有的几个保留了娘家姓的人 ... And I'm actually of the few men with the maiden name!
我们到了 Whow! Here we are.
对了 Oh, oh, right...
非常感谢你 豆豆小姐 Well, I sure do appreciate this, Miss Beans...
要是有什么我能帮忙的 and if there's anything I could...
那好吧 Ok, then...
再见 豆豆 See ya, Beans.
欢迎来到尘埃镇
吉姆 我们尽力了 Your knows, Jim? Well, we gave it all best shot.
得把它卖了 没水养活它了 Gotta sell it. Can't roll no crowd for I got no water.
再见 Bye!
他是谁 What is it?
-这玩意是干嘛的 -你长得真有趣 - What was that for? - You're funny looking.
-你不也一样吗 -你的衬衫真有趣 - Well, you're funny looking too! - That's a funny looking shirt!
-你的裙子真有趣 -你的眼睛真有趣 - That's a funny looking dress! - You got funny looking eyes!
你的脸真有趣 You gotta funny looking face!
你是外地人 外地人在这里都待不久 You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
给你的豆子 豆豆 Here's your beans, Beans.
这点哪够生计啊 威利 I'm gonna need some more feed, too, Willie.
都分你三夸脱了 Well you almost got three quarts already.
不能再赊账了 I can't give you no more credits.
但是我过了中午就会还你 But I'll have what I owe you at noon.
你不明白 是梅里马克先生 You don't understand. It's Mr. Merrymack,
该死的银行 掐了一切贷款 Damn it, the bank, he cut off all credits.
豆豆 Hey, Beans?
-你认识那家伙吗 -豆豆 豆豆小姐 - You know that there fella? - Beans? Miss Beans?
-不 -豆豆 - Nope. - Hey, Beans...
对了 入乡随俗 Oh. Right! Blend in!
给我来一杯水 I'd like a... glass of water?
他要一杯水 He wants a glass of water!
-来两杯 -给他来两杯 - Make it a double! - Give him two!
龙舌兰 我们只有这个 Cactus juice. That's all we got.
乡巴佬 这一路挺远的吧 Hey, Fruitcup? You are a long way from home, ain't ya?
你到底是谁 Who exactly are you?
我是谁 Who am I?
我可以是任何人 I could be anyone.
兰戈
怎么 想念妈妈的芒果了吗 What's the matter? You miss your mamma's mangos?
还真让你说着了 As a matter of fact, I am.
哪比得上你老爹那坑爹的手艺呢 But not as much as your daddy's cooking!
话说回来 你刚说你从哪来着 Exactly... where did you say you were from?
我吗 我从西部来的 Me? I'm from the West.
在那地平线消失的地方 日落的彼岸 Out there, beyond the horizon. Pass the sunset.
遥远的西部 The Far west...
没错 伙计们 Yeah, that's right, hombres.
在我家乡 The place I come from,
早餐前总会来点鲜宰的人肉开胃 we kill a man before breakfast, just to work up an appetite.
用盐和胡椒把他腌好了 We salt him and we pepper him,
然后和黄油一起慢炖 we braise him clarified butter
最后吃个精光 and then we eat him.
-你们把他吃了 -没错 - You eat him? - That's what I said!
我曾亲历一个 Hell, I've seen things make a
能让成年人蛋疼菊紧的玩意儿 grown man lose control of his glandular function.
把你塞进一具马尸里待上个三天 You spend three days in a horse carcass,
靠自己的体液维生 livin' off your own juices.
是个人都得悲剧 毋庸置疑 It'll change a man! Oh, yes.
在牌里多藏了几张老A准备出千是吧 Have a few extra aces in this deck, yeah?
挺对哥的胃口 Just the way I like it.
所以呢 毛发四立的啮齿小朋友们 So no, my hair shootin' rodent little friend,
我不是本地人 I am not from around these parts.
你可以这么说 只要有麻烦 You might say I'm from everywhere
或者可能产生麻烦的地方就有我 there's trouble brewin' and hell waiting to be raised.
或者说 我本身就是个大麻烦 You might say I'm what hell's already raised up!
我的名字是 兰戈 Name's... Rango.
是你杀了詹金斯兄弟吗 Are you that fella that killed them Jenkins brothers?
必须的 不就一颗子弹的事嘛 Aha, killed them with one bullet.
当场毙命 Don't get no deader.
七个全干掉了吗 All seven of 'em?
没错 That's right.
七个包干 All seven of them.
你到底怎么做到的 兰戈先生 Exactly how did you do that, Mr. Rango?
很高兴你问了这个问题 You know I'm glad you asked me that.
我也很乐意告诉你 And... I would be happy to tell you how!
但你们可要听好了 But you all gotta have to listen up,
因为这就...说来话长了 because this is where it gets... complicated.
该结清账户了 山羊太太 I'm about to close the account, Mrs. Goats.
最后两瓶咯 Two go to the swig.
手拿开 莫德卡 Hands off, Mordeka,
你这哪像念过大学的人呐 that's what swept off your college education!
我别无选择 豆豆 I don't have any other choice, Beans.
时运不济 我们...我们不能放贷了 Times being so hard, we... we just can't give no more credit.
但这可是银行 大家的水都存这了 But this here is a bank! This is where you keep the water.
储蓄水 Keep the water..
豆豆 一直以来我都把你当我侄女 Beans, you've been like a niece to me.
自从你老爸... Ever since your daddy...
他可没醉酒跌落矿井 did not fall drunk down a mine shaft.
我一直瞒着你和其他人 I've tried to protect you and others from certain realities.
其实这件事...我有点语无伦次 Oh...the weight of them realities...up and down.
梅里马克先生 Mr. Merrymack?
语无伦次 up and down...
梅里马克先生 Mr. Merrymack?
你还好吧 Are you all right?
豆豆 我要给你看...看样东西 Beans, I need to sh...show you something.
只剩这些了吗 That's all that's left?
这还是后备用水呢 And this here is the reserve!
不知道你有没有注意到 I don't know if you've noticed, but
现在周三没人来存水了 folks just ain't makin' deposits on a Wednesday no more.
梅里马克先生 Mr. Merrymack,
贷不到水我的农场可就完蛋了 if I don't get some water I'm gonna lose my ranch,
你却告诉我整个水箱就这么点水了 and you're tellin' me that's all that's left in the whole tank!
不 这不可能 Now, that just don't make no sense.
听着 有人在沙漠里放水 Now, listen. Someone is dumpin' water in the desert.
我亲眼看到的 I've seen it with my own eyes!
沙漠里有水 Water in the desert!
你是不是又...抽风了 Was this durin' one of your...special times?
不是啊 No!
我们可以做梦 但也要面对现实 Well, we can all dream. But this is the reality.
你以为现在为什么这么多人变卖家产 Why do you think so many people are sellin' out?
就是因为日子过不下去了 They just can't make it.
那我...我该怎么办 Well...I...what am I supposed to do?
我觉得该去问问镇长 Well, I suppose we could talk to the Mayor.
听说他在努力帮助人们度过这场危机 I hear he's been helpin' people out in this time of crisis.
镇长 The Mayor?
他可能是我们唯一的希望了 He may be...our only hope.
子弹射到铲子 弹向了三号 ...bullet hits the shovel, ricochets back towards number three
这时屋顶下榻 and that's where the roof gave in
引燃了纯绿色的酒精 igniting the therm of fuel with a pure green alcohol
他的血肉瞬间就化作了缕缕青烟 instantly vaporized his bodily form into nothing
只剩一具炭雕和一声绝唱 but a charcoal statute and high-ptiched squeal.
等等等一下 这只有六个 第七个呢 Ho-hold on there. That's only six. What happend to number seven?
第七个 见鬼 伤口感染挂了 Number seven? Hell... Died of infection.
七个全干掉了 All seven men.
只用一颗子弹 One bullet...
跳一个 你一只鸡咋不会跳舞呢 Dance for me! Dance like a real chicken!
跳 跳 Dance, dance.
伙计 你耳朵堵着屎了吗 You got coal in your ears, mate?
欠债还水 不然地就归我了 You don't pay the mortgage, you don't own the land!
哥们 这可是天经地义啊 That's basic real estate law, my friend.
你违反了法律 You broke law!
如果让我在镇上再看到你这张脸 If I see your face in this town again,
我会把它割下来 I'm gonna slice it off.
擦我的小内内 And use it to wipe my unmentionables....
别被那鸟嘴划破了 Mind the beak.
永远别回来 And don't come back!
你们看什么看 What are you all coping at?
坏比尔 有件事要告诉你 Hey, Bad Bill, there's something I gotta tell ya...
这是哪根葱 What is this?
比尔 你不认识他吗 他是兰戈 You know who this is, Bill? It's Rango!
对 他不会怕你的 他无所畏惧 Yeah! He ain't afraid of you. He ain't afraid of any of you.
他干掉了詹金斯兄弟 Killed them Jenkins brothers.
只用了一颗子弹 比尔 Done it with one bullet, Bill...
七个全干掉了 All seven of them!
是吗 Is that right...
我来我来 Let me get that for you.
不对 等等 这样 No! I know. Here.
我来处理... Just will care 'bout that for you...
看 好多了 Here! All better!
掉了 掉了 等一下 Here, here... just a second...
现在 听好了 All right, listen.
我最后再给你们一次考虑的机会 I wanna give you fellas one last chance to reconsider.
如果你们不想墨迹了 And if you don't wanna reconsider,
请容我再三思片刻 I might consider reconsidering myself.
看 我就说吧 Now, that's what I'm talking about!
好 听好了 Yeah. All right now, listen up!
既然我兰戈来了此地 就得有来了的样子 Things gonna be different around here now with Rango's in town.
有一些新规矩 每天早上把我的鞋擦亮 Got some new rules; I want my shoe shined every mornin',
准备好热咖啡 丹麦点心 my coffee hot, Danish on the side.
不管你是谁 都别冲着哥看 Whatever you do, don't look me in the eye!
不许出现在我的视线范围内 Stay out of my peripheral vision!
-是兰戈 -他想干啥 - It's Rango. - What's he up to?
他无所畏惧 He ain't afraid of nobody!
他会把大鸟揍个落花流水 He's gonna turn that bird butt-forward!
看到我来要给我让路 When you see me comin', stand aside.
我喜欢昂首阔步 I take large steps and
也不想踹你们脏了我的靴子 I don't want your hey-sees bodily fluids on my boots!
当然 也没必要采取暴力 Of course, there is no need for violence.
只要我们齐心协力 团结一致 As long as we stick together, work as team.
大家伙的都出来吧 So I want you all to come on outside, now.
自觉排一列纵队 我先失陪一下 Line up single file while I take a recreation!
他这是什么招数 What's he doing now?
应该是上大号 I think it's a number two.
有人
算了 Well, never mind!
这里看得最清楚 You can best see over here!
瞧啊 那只大鸟被他追得团团转 Look at him! He's taking that hawk!
给他点颜色 兰戈 Give him here, Rango!
看到了吗 Did you see that?
他干掉了那家伙 He killed that thing.
你说...你说是吧 医生 What do you...what do you say, doc?
它死了 This hawk is dead!
酷 咱们现在就把它煮了吃吧 Shoo. I say we'd cook that right out!
一颗子弹就干掉了 He did it with one bullet!
名不虚传啊 Well just like he said!
我们这里是该出个英雄了 It's about time we had a hero around here!
别是那种躺在棺材里的死鬼 One who ain't in a pine box...
我觉得他该去见见镇长了 I think it's time he met the Mayor.
听到了吗 兰戈 你要去见镇长了 You hear that, Rango? You're gonna meet the Mayor.
为兰戈欢呼啊 Let's here it for Rango!
于是 这个外地人沉浸着新朋友的赞誉中 And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends.
在自织的谎言中越陷越深 Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception.
他到底啥时候死啊 When is he goin' to die?
就快了 朋友 别急 Soon, compadre. Soon.
绝对不卖 My land is not for sale!
我还指望你能挽救咱们的土地 你就卖掉了 I think you would save our land, not sell it!
你跟他好好谈肯定有办法的 I'm sure we'd work out something if you just talked to him...
豆豆 你去哪啊 豆豆 Beans, where're you going? Beans!
现在你可以进去了 The Mayor will see you now.
水 兰戈先生 水 Water, Mr. Rango, water.
没有水 就只能等待灰尘扫过废墟 Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay.
但是有了水 就有了生命 But with water... there's life.
看看它们 如此渴望求生 Look at them! They're so desperate to live
哪里有水 哪就有它们 they'll follow it anywhere...
这是沙漠永恒的真理 你说是吧 That's the immutable law of the desert,isn't it?
控制了水你就控制了一切 Control the water and you control everything else.
这是我的私人珍藏 This is from my private stock.
雨水佳酿 产自大洪水时期 Vintage rain water, from the Great Deluge.
不是诺亚洪水 天啊 我还没那么老 Oh, not Noah's deluge. Godness, I'm not that old!
是不是有权力就有特权 I guess power has some privileges.
说得不错 孩子 You made the good point, son.
但有了特权 责任也随之而来 But with privilege comes responsibility.
妈的 尘埃镇还不在时我就是这的镇长了 Hell, I was Mayor here before there was the Dirt!
也许我只是枚多愁善感的老海龟 I may be just a sentimental, old turtle...
但我觉得这个镇很有前途 but I think there's a future to this town
希望你也能为它出一份力 and I hope you'll be part of it.
敬尘埃镇 To Dirt!
看到了吗 兰戈先生 You see them, Mr. Rango?
我的朋友们和邻居们 All my friends and neighbours?
这里的生活很艰辛 非常不易 It's a hard life here... Very hard...
知道他们每天都是怎么熬过去的吗 Do you know how they make it through each and every day?
因为他们有信仰 他们坚信生活会好起来 They believe. They believe it's going to be better.
他们坚信 水总会来的 They believe that the water will come!
虽然前途荆棘密布 They believe against all odds and all evidence
但是他们相信明天会更好 that tomorrow will be better than today.
人总要有信仰 People have to believe in something.
现在 你就是他们的信仰 Right now, they believe in you.
戴上 兰戈先生 Pick it up, Mr. Rango.
命运已静候你多时了 Your destiny awaits.
人总要有信仰 People have to believe in something.
小镇正一步步走向枯竭 This whole town is drying up and the Mayor is
只有镇长一副若无其事的样子 the only one who don't seem to be affected!
你就一点都不觉得奇怪吗 Don't that make you just a wee bit suspicious?
我在沙漠看到的水又是怎么回事 What about that water I saw out in the desert?
我亲眼看到的 I seen it with my own eyes!
好了 好了 别庸人自扰了 Alright, alright, alright! No need to insight anxiety.
我会向镇长讨个说法 I'll inquire about the Mayor.
要是你真的觉得有什么阴谋 But,if you really feel there's some conspiracy,
建议你跟咱的新警长谈谈 I suggest you take it up with the new sheriff!
小心那针 Watch that needle there.
别缝太紧 我得去除恶扬善了 Not too tight. I want to leave room for some pucker!
-小心点 伙计 -往前还是往后一点儿 - Oh, easy there, tiger. - A little up and back?
那个是双袖口的吗 Have you got French cuffs with that?
打扰一下 兰戈警长 我想跟你谈谈 Excuse me, Sheriff Rango? I want to talk to you.
豆豆 觉得我的新衣服怎样 Hey, Beans! What do you think of the new duds?
这帽子我从15加仑砍到了10加仑 I got ten gallon hat marked down from fifteen.
挺漂亮的 That's nice.
你认识她吗 Have you met Anglik?
你好啊 豆豆 Hello,Beans.
你好 安吉利可 Hello, Angelik.
骚货 Tart.
-荡妇 -婊子 - Floozy - Trollop.
打扰一下 兰戈先生 Excuse me, Mr. Rango?
我要射爆你的丑脸 I will blow that ugly right off your face!
我只是想 I was just thinkin' that uh..
你是想要签名啊 拿着 You want the old John Hancock, do you? Well, here hold this.
现在不是社交访问的时候 This isn't a social call!
里面有颗子弹呢 There's a bullet in there.
我知道 我不该买这身行头 Oh, I know all about I shouldn't did this afternoon.
佛要金装 人要衣装嘛 I ordered myself some nice fancy-dandies.
兰戈先生 Mr. Rango?
你也要 没问题 You too? No problems,
我希望你调查一下 I need you to investigate...
知道吗 豆豆 You know Beans,
你好好收拾一下肯定很漂亮 I bet you clean up real nice if you put a little effort into it.
什么 What?
孩子 好好学习 多吃蔬菜 Remember,son, stay in school, eat your veggies,
非莎士比亚的书不读 burn everything but Shakespear.
谁是莎士比亚 Who...who's Shakespeare?
兰戈警长 Sheriff Rango!
你这警长当得很称职啊 If that is your real name!
我在努力拯救我父亲的农场 I am tryin' to save my daddy's ranch,
它都快寸土不生了 which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown
你还在这边跟小孩玩过家家 while you're playin' patty cake with each ral.
可怜啊 邋遢的小东西 Sadly, such a drab little thing.
她这是为啥 Why does she do that?
一种生理反射 It's a survival reflex.
只是她控制不了 Except her switch is just broken.
还真费事啊 Well! That's an inconvenience.
不是疹子 是胎记 It is not a rash! It is a birth mark.
我又犯病了是吧 I did it again, didn't I?
犯啥 Did what?
我问你 Let me ask you something...
有人跟你提过我们上任警长的下场吗 Did anybody here mention to you what happened to our last sheriff?
请问 不好意思 请问 May I ask you...Excuse me. May I ask you...
上任警长 打扰一下 the last sheriff. Pardon me...
这是去哪儿啊 他到底咋了 Where did everybody go? What exactly happened to him?
对不起 对不起 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
这是你们的乡村舞会吧 This is heck of a hoedown you got goin.
我还在纠结那些舞步 Still workin' out those steps.
这算镇上的常规活动吗 So, is this considered normal civic behavior?
每周三 准点准时 Every Wednesday. Just like clock work.
你干掉了那只鸟 You killed bird?
对 千真万确 Yeah, a... as a matter of fact, I did.
鹰死蛇现 Bird dead. Snake come.
蛇吗 Is it snake?
他是说响尾蛇詹克 兰戈先生 He means rattlesnake Jake, Mr Rango.
他忌惮那只鹰 所以一直不敢来镇上 He wasn't coming to town because he was scared of that hawk.
但现在不一样了 But might come now.
你要是挂了 靴子归我咋样 May I have your boots when you're dead?
不 兰戈对付得了响尾蛇詹克 No! Rango's got no problem with this rattlesnake Jake.
艾莫斯也这么说过 That's exactly what Amos said.
艾莫斯 Amos?
艾莫斯警长 任期周四至周六 安息吧
你有金牙吗 You got any gold fillings?
尘埃镇民们 My fellow Dirtonians!
又到了你们伟大的解放日 哈利路亚 I welcome you to our great day of deliverance! Halellujah!
哈利路亚 Halellujah!
服事们 准备好圣栓 Acolytes, prepare the holly spigot!
伙伴们 今天有个新朋友加入我们 We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends,
大家来认识一下 a man I think needs little introduction to you,
他义无反顾地走进了我们这个和谐的社会 so bold has been his entry into our fair society.
兰戈先生 请上前来 Mr. Rango? Would you step forward?
-我的 -我的 - Mine! - Mine!
这一刻终于来了 预言之刻来了 The time has come my friend! The time that was foretold!
哈利路亚 Hallelujah!
神圣的时刻 The sacred time!
哈利路亚 Hallelujah!
注定的时刻 The time of destiny!
哈利路亚 Hallelujah!
解放的时刻 The time of deliverance!
哈利路亚 Hallelujah!
放水的时刻来了 It is the time of... hydration!
都怪他 It's his fault!
他是新来的 烧死他 It's the new comer! Burn him!
他是巫师 He's a witch!
他的靴子归我 I get his boots!
朋友们 朋友们 稍安勿躁 My friends! My friends! Temper your frustrations.
从现在起 生活将变得艰难 牺牲在所难免 Times will be tough from now on. Sacrifices have to be made.
但是如果需要我的帮助 But if I can help in any way,
镇长的大门会永远 please know that my door is always...
等等 等等 Hold it! Hold it!
整件事越来越蹊跷 Now this whole thing stinks thrill ways to sound it!
先是银行水竭 现在圣栓也没水 First the bank's run dry, and now this here spigot!
-银行水竭吗 -她在说什么 - Bank's run dry? - What's she talkin' about?
她说银行现在没水了 She said there's no water in the bank!
我要提现 I want mine in cash!
我们不能全给你们 We can't just give you all...
还我水来 That was my rehydration account!
我的镇上不容许非暴力反抗 谢谢配合 No that civil disobedience in my town. Thank you very much!
谢天谢地 你总算来了 警长 Thank Goodness you're here, sheriff.
场面有些失控 Things were getting outta hand!
请进 帮帮我们 Come right in, join us.
打住 我来瞅瞅引起公愤的源头 Well now! Let me get the source of the societal discontentment here.
我...勒个...去 Go..Ho...hod, have mercy...
都听好了 All right. Listen up!
经过思索 我已经有头绪了 I've been thinkin' and I believe I figured somethin' out.
你们严重缺水 You folks have a water problem!
大家听好了 Now, just pay attention everybody!
我要说的是 I'm tryin' to make a point here.
如果他喝一杯水 Let's say this fella here were to take a drink of water.
只喝一杯 好像没什么影响对吧 Just one little drink. No harm, no foul. Right?
而你 饥渴难耐 干得像腊肉 And you! While you're just as dried up and parched as a Jack rabbit in July!
肚子那么大得喝两杯水吧 So you belly on up and take you a double shot!
等一下 Stay with me...
你们觉得接下来会如何 What do you think happens then?
每个人都要喝水 While we'd all be drinkin'!
你还没反应过来 一滴水都没有了 Before you know it, there wouldn't be anymore water!
之后我们会怎样 And then where would we be?
会渴 真心的渴 We'd be thirsty! Real thirsty!
我们会兽性大发 六亲不认 While we'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!
瞧这 我们还有六天的水量 Now, look here. We have got six days of water...
五 我们还有五天 Fi.. We have got five days...
水在镇不亡 As long as we got water, we got ourselves a town.
兰戈警长说的对 Sheriff Rango is right.
有水就有希望 As long as we have this water, we have some hope.
你们放心 And you can all take it from me.
我保证 从此刻开始 My one hundred percent full time employment from this moment
我会尽职尽责保护咱们珍贵的水资源 I'll protect our precious, natural resource.
谁都别想过我这关 Ain't no one gonna tango with the Rango!
晚上好 女士们 Good evening, ladies.
晚上好 警长 Good evening, sheriff.
等等 戈迪 Hold on there, Gordy.
昂首挺胸 杀个回马枪 Now you get on back in there and assert yourself.
你定会发现镇上的人都和蔼可亲 I think you'll find the people in this town to be surprising hospitable.
谢谢 警长 Thank you, sheriff!
怎么 还敢来 What? Not you!
好吧我错了 I stand corrected.
不是银行 This ain't the bank!
就说吧 杰迪达 Told you, Jedidiah!
不许动 Hold it right there!
是警长 It's the sheriff.
举起双手 Get them hands up where I can see 'em.
不出我所料 未授权勘探 Just as I suspected. Prospecting without authorized equipment!
别动 Don't move a muscle!
勘啥 Prospectors?
这是铁铲 Now, here's the shovels,
鹤嘴锄 钻子 零食 拼图 pickaxe, drills, some snacks, puzzle works
你们还需要一张许可证 and you gonna need the permit.
泽科尔 杰迪达 上面他妈是咋回事 Ezekiel! Jedidiah! What the Sam hill's goin' on up there?
泥巴都是我清的 两个蠢蛋 I've had clobs removed smarter than the two of you!
该死的酒吧 不是银行 Hells bar! This ain't the bank!
老爸 警长在这里 Pappy, the Sheriff is standin' right here!
他要帮咱们 Helpin' us out.
他会给我们一张勘探许可证 Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
没错 先生 这是职责所在 That's right, sir. Just doin' my duty.
孤独的警长巡视着他的地盘 The lonely constable on his rounds,
他雪亮的眼睛不会容许任何伤天害理的行为 keepin' and eagle eye out for meyhem and malfeasance.
我眼睛没瞎吧 Does he look like he sounds?
警长 如果咱能找到主矿脉 Well, sheriff. If we were to hit the mother lode,
成了职业班子 being prospectors and such,
赚了点小钱养老 该存哪儿呢 where would we deposit, said annuity?
镇上正好有密苏里州最好的金融机构 Well, in Dirt we happen to have the finest financial institution this side of Missouri.
由本人全天候守护 Protected mornin', noon and night by yours truly.
感激不尽 Much obliged.
银行被抢了 银行被抢了 The bank's been robbed! The bank's been robbed!
天哪 银行被盗了 God Lord, the bank's been robbed!
怎么回事 What's goin' on?
不知道 水没了 I don't know. The water is gone!
他说什么 What's he sayin'?
银行被抢了 The bank's been robbed!
马科斯医生 我被烧着了 抱抱我 Doctor Marks, I'm on fire, embrace me!
银行被劫 小镇陷入干涸的阴影 The bank's been robbed, the town is striked to die of thirst
人们哀嚎着狼奔豕突 酝酿暴乱 the people cry, come and spook, prepare to revolt
水不见了 这全是他的错 the water is gone, it's all his fault
大伙退后 All right folks, stand back,
让一让 这里现在是犯罪现场 clear the area, this is a crime scene now.
封锁周边 采集指纹和纤维 检测DNA Secure the perimeter, dust for prints and fiber, scamper DNA,
我要每个人的尿样 再来杯拿铁 I wanna urin sample from everyone and get me a latte.
可别弄混了 Don't mix up the two.
这是什么 勘探许可证 What's this? Prospecting permit?
我来保管 这是物证 I'll take that. Material evidence!
-现在怎么办 警长 -我们需要水 - What are we gonna do now, sheriff? - We need that water.
大家都会死的 We're all gonna die!
朋友们 我们都清楚自己现在的使命 Friends, we all know what we have to do now.
说得对 我们都清楚自己现在的使命 That's right. We all know what we have to do now.
那就是 And that would be?
招募一只废物 Form a possum!
一支队伍 哥 A posse.
现在咱们一步步来 Now we gonna be doing this in an orderly fashion.
首先 你们中有人 First of all, does anybody here
会耍枪炮之类的吗 know how to use a firearm of any kind?
那好 All right then.
现在该做什么呢 警长 What do we do now, sheriff?
现在 驰骋吧 Now...we ride.
-咱们去哪 -什么 - Where're we going? - What?
咱们去哪 Where're we going?
作为我的副手 你要全权负责 Now, as my deputy you'll be in charge of
追踪找到这些恶棍 all trackin' and findin' of villains.
充分利用你高度发达的器官 无意冒犯 Utilizin' your well developed ingenuity. No offense taken.
你觉得他们往哪边走了 So which way do you think they went?
要闻闻气味吗 还是问问水牛什么的 You wanna sniff the air or commune with a buffalo or somethin'?
真有你的 Oh... you're good!
就靠你了 小勺 I am depending on you, Spoons.
你胡子里有烟草 You got a little tobacco in your beard.
还是有个医生在身边保险 对吧 Always good to have a medical man on, doc?
爬行动物可要跟紧咯 Reptiles gotta stick together!
-对吧 兄弟 -我是两栖动物 - Right, my brother? - I'm an amphibian.
看好你哦 Ain't no shame in that...
你确定能执行任务吗 大兵 Are you sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?
咋了 What?
你眼睛里有点东西 Well, you gotta a little something in your eye there...
那个啊 是结膜炎 遗传的 Oh, that! That there is conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.
不传染就好 Oh... I'm glad to hear it ain't contageous.
稍等片刻 Now, just wait a cotton pickin' minute!
队伍里没有位置... A posse ain't no place for a...
算了 Never mind.
等一下 小妹妹 Hold on there, little sister.
我们走之后得有人看家 Someone's gonna have to look after the town while I'm gone.
能让我射两枪吗 Can I get to shoot someone?
还是把枪栓合上吧 Uh...let's put a pin in that.
警长 你会把水追回来的吧 Sheriff, you're gonna bring that water back, aren't you?
相信我 小妹妹 Count on it, little sister.
-走哪边 警长 -这隧道四通八达的 - Which way do we go, sheriff? - There's tunnels everywhere!
整个镇子都被打穿了 Whole town's perforated with them.
他们到底怎么找到银行的 How'd them fellas found the bank, anyway?
先生们 咱们能专心一点吗 Gentlemen, if we can stay on the task here?
警长 这边 Sheriff, over here.
看那个 Would you look at that!
-就如同上帝的脸庞 -阿门 - Like seeing the face of God! - Amen, brother.
还记得以前 每周三水都会喷涌而出 I remember when it used to flow every Wednesday.
那是多么平静美好的生活 Those were the halcyon days...
她肯定出于某种原因才弃我们而去 Must be a reason she quit on us...
不管是什么原因 有什么东西控制了这里的水 Whatever the reason, something is controlling this here water!
你觉得呢 警长 What do you say, sheriff?
显然 强盗是从这个方向来的 Clearly, the robbers came from this direction.
咱们沿着管道找到压力源 I say we track this pipe back to its hydraulic origin,
然后逮捕这起水源之谜的幕后黑手 and apprehend the culprits behind this aquatic conundrum.
-他说什么 -他说沿着管道走 - What'd he say? - I think he said follow the pipe.
他说沿着管道走 He said follow the pipe.
无论如何 都别朝下看 Whatever you do, do not look down!
-这是什么地方 -蓄水层 - What is this place? - It's an aquifer.
-蓄水层是啥 -储存水的 - Ah...What is aquafor? - Well, it's for aqua.
现在空了 Well, it's empy now!
谢谢 大块头 Thank you, big one.
-到头了 -走不通了 - It's the end of the line. - Don't go no further.
有什么东西干扰了我们的供水 Someone or something is messing with our hydration.
肯定跟这条管道有关 And that pipe got something to do with it.
我们不是在追踪银行抢劫犯吗 No, I thought we was following bank robbers!
警长 咱们这是要上哪去呢 We're experiencing sheriff, a paradox shift!
再不闭嘴 我就打得你们满地找牙 I'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!
安静点 你们这些野人 别打了 Quite you savages! Stop your battlin'.
吵着我思考了 You're effectin' my cogitation.
想到了 Wow! I got it!
把火炬灭掉 Snap out them torches!
脑袋挺灵光的啊 老兄 Smart thinking there, fellow!
-爬吧 -把你的脚从我脸上挪走 - Start climbing! - Get your boot out of my face!
-不错吧 豆豆 -你要一直这样 - Not bad, ha, Beans? - If you keep thinking like that,
-帽子准得着火 -你知道 - your hat's gonna catch on fire. - Well, you know...
人在江湖...烫 烫 着了 You get on the road... ahhh! Hot, hot, burn, ow...
可怜的家伙 他们只想喝点水 Poor things... All they wanted was a little water.
仙人掌这么耐渴 都抗不住干旱 Cactus stand thirst? They don't bold will...
-看我找到了什么 -找到什么了 - Hey look what I've found! - What'd you got there?
-我先发现的 -这里有水 - I saw it first! - It got some water!
-是我的 -给我 - It's mine! - Give me that!
-反正是空的 -我就知道 - Aaa...It's empty anyway. - I knew, I knew that...
哪找到的 Hey, where'd you find that?
警长 你最好过来看看 Sheriff, you gonna wanna see this!
是银行的梅里马克先生 It's Mr. Merrymack from the bank.
-他在这干什么 -都让开 - What's he doing here? - Everybody stand back!
好了 让我看看 All right, lemme see it.
像是被那帮强盗从后面打死的 Looks like them barriment shot him in the back!
不 他不是被枪打死的 No...this man wasn't shot.
是溺死的 He was drowned.
-溺死的 -在沙漠腹地吗 - Drowned? - In the middle of the desert?
多理想的死法啊 Oh, what a way to go...
这是谁的脚印 Well now... who's boot prints are those?
有意思 地还是湿的 That's interesting. Ground still wet...
我觉得咱们应该葬了他 I suppose we should bury him...
-不用 鸟儿会啃噬他的躯体 -生命的轮回 - Oh, no...birds gotta eat too. - Circle of life!
那个印第安蠢货在干什么 Hey, what's that there dumb Indian doin'?
你是在和圣灵对话吧 I see you're consulting with the spirits.
不 我在换毛 意味着我要交配了 No, I'm molting. Means I'm ready to mate.
长见识了 Oh. I'll keep that in mind.
仙人掌果 Cactus fruit.
是啊 古老的仙人掌果 Ah, yes. The ancient cactus fruit!
我相信它是你们 I believe you people use it
烹饪本地菜肴的调料 as seasoning while preparing your native dishes.
也是天然泻药 Also natural laxative.
找到踪迹了 三个人 向西 一个是瞎子 Pick up trail. Three men, headed west. One blind.
一个人的前列腺很发达 跨着横鞍 One with a large prostate, riding side-saddle.
-什么 他说什么 -他们跨着横鞍 - What...What'd he say? - They're ridin' side saddle!
什么 What?
-嘘 小点声 -他说什么 - Sshh! We're whisperin'. - What'd he say?
某人的味道还真刺鼻 Someone's got a bad smell.
好了 你们谁想去验证一下 All right. Which one of you fellas need a check up?
奇怪 Awkward.
我们现在到底该怎么办 Aaa...what exactly are we gonna do now?
现在 驰骋吧 Now? We ride.
你们还犹豫啥呢 说走就走 That means we're riding now! This moment.
药蜀葵让我想起和爸爸一起露营的时光 Marshmallows remind me of goin' campin' with my daddy.
我可以吃上一整晚 I could eat 'em all night long.
当然 他让我又吐出来当早饭 Of course, he did make me cough 'em back up again for breakfast.
有一回 我吐出了一整只达尔马提亚狗 This one time, I coughed up an entire Dalmatian.
不算什么 我吐出过整个矮人部落 That ain't nothin'. I coughed up a whole tribe of Pygmies.
他们用奇怪的眼神瞅我 They started lookin' at me weird.
我还记得呢 他们很友好 I remember them. They was quit friendly.
我有次在自己的便便里发现了人的脊骨 I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once.
你还真重口味啊 You might wanna get that looked at.
把豆子递过来 豆豆 Pass the beans, Beans.
-你要吗 -不用 谢谢 - Sheriff? - No, thanks...
兰戈先生 你能给我们讲讲西域之灵吗 Mr. Rango, can you tell us about the Spirit of the West?
-对 说说吧 -他们说的是真的吗 - Oh, yes, talk about that? - Is it true what they say?
对了 西域之灵 Ah...yes...the Spirit of the West.
他那永远难以企及的视线 The eternally unobtainable eye view.
相传他驾着光洁雪白的马车 They say he rides in an alabaster carriage
四周还有黄金卫士守护 with golden guardians to protect him.
但只有肩负历史重任 But he only appears to those
并到达另一边的人 who have undertaken an epic quest...
才见得到他 and have made it to the other side.
什么的另一边 Other side of what?
-这是个隐喻 -我的眼睛 - It's a metaphore. - My eye!
马上就会好的 Uh...that's gonna heal right up.
警长 你准备怎么对付响尾蛇詹克 Sheriff, what're you going to do about Rattlesnake Jake?
什么 在哪 What? Where!?
对不起 你不是说 跟他交过一两次手吗 Sorry 'bout that. Word is, you come against him once or twice.
是啊 詹克 不就是我哥嘛 Ooh! Yeah! Jake! You mean, my brother.
-你哥 -我不想废话 - Your brother? - That's what I said!
可是 他是条蛇 你是蜥蜴 But...he's a snake and you're a lizard.
我老妈的社交涉猎...比较丰富 Well, mamma had an active...social life.
-他咬过你吗 -当然 看这个 - Did he ever bite you? - Sure enough did. Look at that baby.
没事 你可以摸摸 Go ahead. You can touch it.
有意思 那是个肚脐眼 That's interesting. That there it's a belly button.
幸好我对他的毒液免疫 Luckily I'm immune to his venom.
我常会放点那玩意在咖啡里来提味 Put some in my coffee to get a little tang.
他真的只害怕鹰吗 Is it true he's only scared of them hawks?
我们管他们叫 天敌 Them is what we call: natural predator.
听你们这么一说 我有点毛骨悚然了 All this talk about them devils is splitting my quills on edge!
我今晚不睡了 绝不 I ain't sleeping tonight. No, sir!
你只需要考虑一件事 Don't you all worry 'bout a thing.
等到明天 我们就会找到水 Come tomorrow we'll locate that water
像英雄一样凯旋 and return to a hero as well!
兄弟们 睡觉之前 Friends, before we bunk down,
我希望大家手牵手 I'd like us all to join hands for a moments.
对西域之灵说几句话 Say a few words to the Spirit of the West...
好主意 Good idea.
恕我们没常和您对话 西域之灵 Ain't always spoken rightly to you, Spirit of the West,
但今晚 我想感谢你 but tonight I wanna thank you
让兰戈警长出现在我们的生活中 for bringing Sheriff Rango into our lives.
生活不易 It's a hard life we got.
有时候 我都不知道该如何坚持下去 Sometimes I don't know how we're gonna make it,
但兰戈警长坚定了我的信念 but somehow Sheriff Rango makes me think we will.
我们需要英雄 你就给了我们一个 We needed a brave man and you sent us one.
可以再次信任一个人的感觉真好 Nice to have someone to believe in again.
谢谢你 西域之灵 阿门 Thank you, Spirit of the West. Amen.
阿门 Amen.
以防万一 Just checkin'...
-今晚挺冷的 -谢谢 - It's so cold tonight. - Thank you.
你有没有觉得它们正在看你 You ever feel like those things are lookin' at you?
那是凤尾兰 That's a Spanish Dagger.
不过在这 我们叫它们漫步仙人掌 But around here we just call 'em the Walkin' Cactus.
-漫步 -有个古老的传说 - Walking? - There's an old legend
它们会穿过沙漠 找到水源 they actually walk across the desert to find water.
我小时候会等到很晚 看它们有没有动 When I was a little girl I'd stay up late watchin' if they move.
觉得如果我跟着它们 I thought if I could follow them,
就能到达一个美妙的地方 they'd lead me to some place wonderful.
那里的水能满足大伙的需要 Some place with enough water for everyone...
我一夜一夜地盯着 从没见它们移过丝毫 Night after night I watched 'em. I never saw 'em move.
那你还一直盯着看吗 But you're still watching?
谁不想找到一处世外桃源呢 Who didn't wanna find some place wonderful?
会找到水的 豆豆 我保证 We'll find the water, Beans. I promise you.
好寂寞的声音 That's such a lonely sound.
-你寂寞过吗 -有时候 - You ever get lonely? - Sometimes.
无法想象 I can't imagine it.
你这么有魅力 大家都这么喜欢你 You're such a charmer and everyone likes you so much.
我交朋友从来没有你这般轻而易举 I never made friends easily like that.
没有吗 No?
恩 我们在农场与世隔绝 No. We're pretty isolated out there on the ranch.
就像被关在一个小盒子里 Sorta of like being sealed up in a little box.
基本见不到几个人 Don't really see uh...a lot of folks.
我无法体会那种感觉 I wouldn't know what that's like.
你生命中有重要的人吗 兰戈 Is there someone special in your life, Rango?
曾经有过 但却留不住她想飞的心 Well, there used to be. But she couldn't keep her head.
而且 我的生活遍布危机 不适合谈情说爱 Besides...my life's too dangerous for that kind of thing.
知道吗 大草原上的生活 You know, it's an awful
孤独得让人难以忍受 solitary existence out there on the prairie.
在旷野间奔驰... Ridin' the ranges and the such like...
豆豆 Beans?
乡巴佬们 你们完了 Carlerk farmers' ending.
一群欠教育的脑残 Disfunctional family... Need intervention.
那是什么 What's that coming?
是水 It's the water!
我有个计划 I have a plan!
你们每个人都有任务 And each and every one of you has a part to play.
我干什么 What do I do?
小勺 你的任务最为重要 Spoons, you've got the most important job of all!
你留在山上 如果哪里不对劲 You will stay up here on the ridge, and if anything goes wrong,
你就...发信号 you give... the signal.
豆豆 你的裙子是多大号的 Beans, what size of dress you're wearing?
-我成功了 -哈里路亚 - I've done it! - Hallelujah!
-我得到水了 -你成功了 儿子 - I have the water! - You did it, son.
-其实 -你怎么就不能像你哥一样 - Well, actually... - Why can't you be like your brother?
爸 关于这水 我有件事得告诉你 Pappy, about that water, there's something I gotta tell you...
嘘 嘘 有人来了 Hush! Hush up now! Somebody's comin'!
哎哟 您 您 还有您 下午好啊 Gracious! Good afternoon to thee and thee and thee!
请允许我介绍雷朋夫人 May I present my Madame Repones
巡回剧团的手风琴乐队 steps accordion troops of travelling thespians!
-那是什么 -好像是剧团 - What is that? - I think they's thespians!
屁剧团 在七州都是不准开剧团 Thespians! That's illegal in seven states.
舞台已经就绪 公主准备结束自己的生命 The stage is set, the princess prepares to take her own life.
我渴望爱情 I yearn for love.
同时 哨兵茕茕孑立 守护着城堡的大门 Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands and watch at the castle gate.
听 是谁在那 Hark! Who goes there?
这情节也太烂俗了吧 This plots highly predictable!!
安静 到我最喜欢的地方了 Quite! This is my favorite part!
走向这位美人的是她年迈的父亲 Arriving to great fan' fair was her aging father.
给点反应啊 蠢货 Strike a spike, Cupid.
美人...放开 我美丽的女儿 Ergh... pretty...unhand my fair daughter,
展翅... And reach for the...
-台词是啥来着 -展翅高飞 - Line? - Reach for the sky!
怎么回事 Wha... what was that?
估计结尾要和观众互动吧 Must be one of them immersive tailer.
你们被包围了 We got you surrounded!
你们一家子人都把手给我举高了 You and your entire family get your hands up where I can see 'em.
我一家子人吗 Ha, my entire family?
您真是儿孙满堂啊 Oh, it's a full house!
看来咱们不能免俗了 放马过来吧 Looks like we gonna have ourselves a good oldfashioned stand-off.
你得知道 我们还有后援 I'll have you know you are not looking at our entire continuing.
那是什么 Wha...What's that?
-那是啥意思 -是信号 - What's that supposed to be? - That's the signal.
是信号 肯定出什么岔子了 That's the signal. Something must have gone wrong!
接下来咱们该... So...uhm, something's supposed to happen?
我...很乐意...听取你们的意见 I...am...open to suggestions.
快跑 Run!
到车上去 Get on the wagon!
我们是不是该反击了 Do we have ourselves some sport turns?
他们跑了 俺喜欢 Ha...I like it when they run.
马贝尔 吆喝一声 Mabel, give the holler!
貌似我们成功了 Looks like we've made it!
观众们的反应还真热烈 That audience was quite a responsive!
是啊 我觉得他们马上就要冒出来了 Yea! I think them coming home to spook right out!
他们有蝙蝠 They got bats!
给 你来驾驶 Oh...Here, you drive.
有大餐了 上啊 Looks like it's gonna be soft dinner, come on!
该死的 别打着水了 You damnation! Don't shoot the water!
杰迪代亚 用截击战术 Jedidiah, it's time for the Alabaman squeeze-box!
好的 爸爸 OK, paps.
-我感觉有杀气 -他们来了 - I'm sensing hostility. - They're coming!
-喂 -再会 - Helloo! - Good bye!
套住那个小杂碎 Lasso that swag!
我建议咱们取消行动 I suggest we take the days off action!
闭嘴 开枪 Just shut up and shoot!
警长怎么了 What happened to the sheriff?
有麻烦了 他们把他给抓住了 He had an emergency, they got him.
比西弗 给他们点颜色看看 Bosefus, give 'em some jumbo now!
那是什么 去看看 What was that? Go, check it out.
怎么了 有麻烦了吗 What is it? Is there a problem?
可以这么说 Ah... you can count on that.
小心碰头 Headache!
你们就这么点本事吗 Is that all you got?
不算悲剧嘛 That was not yet that unpleasant!
来 抓住这个 Hey, here! Hold this!
你给我放开 You get your hands off me!
抓牢 Hold on!
跳 Jump!
不可能 That's impossible!
怎么能这样 是空的 It can't be. It's empty.
里面没水 There's no water!
没水 那我们折腾来折腾去是为啥啊 No water? What the hell have we been fightin' for?
先生 你窃取并亵渎了 Sir! You have defaulted and desecrated
我们赖以生存的源泉 the very sustenance of our livelihood.
我觉得穿裙子那家伙是警长 I think that fella in that dresses is the sheriff.
就是给我们勘探许可证那家伙吗 That's the same fella who gave us the prospecting permit?
-什么 -废话少说 充公 - A what!? - Irrelevant! Confiscation!
你和你的同族 因抢劫银行 You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery
和谋杀我们亲爱的财务顾问 and the murder of our beloved financial advisor
约翰内斯·梅里马克三世殿下 被逮捕了 Your Highness Johannes Merrimack III,
他又叫茸茸乔 A.K.A... Fluffy Joe.
警长 我们没杀人 Sheriff, we ain't killed nobody.
我们把隧道一直挖到银行金库 We tunnelled into that vault,
但里面什么都没有 but there was nothing in it.
有人比我们抢先一步 Someone robbed that bank before we robbed it.
这水桶哪儿来的 Where did you get this here jug?
我正要告诉你爸呢 That's what I was tryin' to tell you pappy.
在沙漠里找到的 I found it in the desert.
那你他妈把它带回来搞毛啊 Then why darn it did you bring it here?
等等 Hold on!
你说你发现这个水桶时是空的 You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?
是的 Aha, that's right!
我可不信他的鬼话 Nah, I don't believe a word of him!
-警长 绞死他 -崩了他 - Let's hang him, sheriff. - Spring him up!
谁会把水带到沙漠来呢 Who would take the water into the desert?
又不是一次两次了 Wouldn't be the first time...
这就像一个若隐若现的谜 It's a puzzle! It's like a bit of mammogram!
警长 到底怎么了 What's goin' on, sheriff?
不知道 I don't know.
但我要把谜底揭开 But I'm gonna strip away this mistery
将它公之于众 and expose its private parts!
你和你那帮人跟我走一趟吧 You and your kin are comin' with me.
他们来了 They're coming.
他们回来了 Here they come.
看来他们抓到劫犯了 Looks like they caught the robbers.
水呢 Where's the water?
没水了 There was no water.
他要去哪儿 Where is he going?
去见镇长 He's going to see the mayor...
他这下该满意了吧 He's gotta be pleased with that, yea?
好球 老大 That's a good one, boss.
有意思 Interesting...
对于那双鞋我真的很抱歉 兰戈先生 I do apologize for the shoes, Mr. Rango.
但这就是游戏规则 But there's certain protocol to this game.
明白吗 You understand?
而我正是一个很讲规则的人 And I'm a bit of strict for protocol.
很好 Well, that's good.
看来你不怎么想回答问题 'Cause you gotta few questions answering,
但我也有自己的游戏规则 and I got my own protocol.
怎么会有人把水往大沙漠里倒呢 But why would anyone dump water in the bloomin' desert?
那群劫匪的话有点不靠谱 It does seem a bit naive taking the word of admitted bank robbers.
再说 只要他们一死 Besides, once they hanged,
你就光荣完成任务了 your job is done.
-漂亮 -真不赖 - Bravo! - Job well done!
但如果在他们之前 But what if someone did rob the bank
真有人把水抢了怎么办 before they got there?
谁会那样做呢 兰戈先生 And who would do that, Mr. Rango?
我还指望你告诉我呢 I was hoping that you could tell me.
你貌似意见挺大的啊 That sounds martially near to an accusation.
随便你咋想 Take it anyway you like it.
你说的某些话长一直在我脑中挥之不去 Something you said keeps rattling 'round my frontal lobe.
什么 What's that?
控制了水就控制了一切 "Control the water, and you control everything."
少来 兰戈先生 Come on, Mr. Rango!
你说自己神通广大 You tribute divine power to me!
我怎么可能控制的了水源呢 How on earth could I possibly control the water?
这游戏你很在行啊 You obviously mastered this game.
我玩这个很久了 Well... I've been playing it for many years.
山谷还没被公路一分为二前我就在这了 I was here before the highway split this great valley.
我亲眼见证了它的发展 I watched the march of progress.
也学到点东西 And I learned a thing or two.
你也该放眼看看了 Perhaps it's time you started to take a long view.
你会为历史的雄浑气魄所震撼 You'd begin to appreciate the broad sweep of history.
看那儿 年轻人 Look out there, son.
几乎可以看到时间的流逝 You can almost see time passing.
你在建什么 What're you building out here?
未来 兰戈先生 建造未来 Future, Mr. Rango, future.
不久之后 一切都将归于虚幻 One day soon, all this is going to faint into myth.
边防小镇 执法者 歹徒 The frontier town, the lawmen, the gunslinger...
再不会有他们的一席之地 There's just no place for them anymore.
我们进入文明时期了 We're civilized now.
是的 文明 That's right, civilized.
那就是未来 That's what the future holds.
要么融入其中 You can either be part of it
要么被未来抛弃 or you can be left behind.
这就是梅里马克先生的下场吗 Is that what happened to Mr. Merrimack?
他被抛弃了吗 Did he get left behind?
说话注意点 兰戈先生 Careful, Mr. Rango.
你好像忘了自己只是一只小蜥蜴 You seem to forget you're just one little lizard.
你好像也忘了我是这的执法者 You seem to forget I'm the law 'round these parts.
我们的新警长做英雄做久了 Our new sheriff's been playing the hero for so long,
他还真以为自己是个人物 he has actually started to believe it.
呼叫响尾蛇詹克 Call in Rattlesnake Jake.
死神詹克 Jake's the Grim Reaper.
对付鼠辈 他从不心慈手软 He'll never leave a rat without ruining his soul!
照我说的做 Do it!
别动 Now be still.
这样见上帝才体面 You gotta look presentable going to meet your Maker.
死亡的呼唤 死亡已经到来 La muerte allegado, death has arrived.
身处斯瓦比亚 Como estanto Suevos?
英雄何以生存 How will the hero survive?
镇长买下了山谷所有的土地 The mayor has bought all of the land in the valley.
除了你的 豆豆小姐 Except yours, Miss Beans.
但说不通呀 That just don't make no sense.
没有水 有地也没用 Without water, that land is useless.
除非他已经控制了水源 Unless he controls the water!
就像猴子憋尿一样 Like a monkey's bladder!
等他买下所有土地之后 Then he can bring it back
再把水引回来 once he bought up all the land.
那他是怎么控制水源的呢 And then how does he control the water?
警长 有麻烦了 Sheriff, we got a problem.
慢着 豆豆 用不着的 Hold on, Beans, that won't be necessary.
-绞死他们 -把他们撕碎 - Hang them! - Tear them apart!
冷静 冷静 Calm down. Calm down!
水债血偿 Let them pay the price!
除掉他们 Get out of them!
粉碎他们的伎俩 We can smack down their gimmicks!
你也这样想吗 小勺 You too, Spoons?
他们抢走了我们的水 They're done taking that water.
也就抢走了我们的一切 They'd taken everything we got.
只要我这个警长在位一天 No one to hang anyone up.
就没人会上绞刑架 Not while I'm the sheriff.
都是他的错 But it's all his fault!
你说要把水找回来的 You said you was going to bring the water...
没有水 我们就没有了希望 It's just we got no hope without that water.
我们没什么可相信的了 We got nothing left to believe.
看到上面的牌子了吗 You see that sign up there?
只要"警长"两字还挂着 As long as that sign says "Sheriff"!
这个小镇就有法律和秩序 You can believe there's law and order in this town!
如果没有的话 But without law and order!
你们自己想想会是怎样一番场景 Luminate on that!
渐渐地 恶习像细菌一般蔓延 Starts out slow... like a... fungus.
要是有人煽风点火 Somebody says a cross word,
顿时谣言四起 accusations start climbin'...
邻里之间反目成仇 neighbour turn on neighbour,
不久我们就会丧心病狂虎毒食子 pretty soon we're eating our children,
狗猫之族们就会趁机联合起来 and dogs and cats will get togehter to create all sorts
建立幽灵一般恐怖的世界 of unnatural muten apparitions!
你不是需要精神依托吗 小勺 So you want something to believe in, Spoons?
相信我 Believe in me.
相信那个牌子上写的 Believe in that sign.
只要它挂在那 我们就有希望 As long as it hangs there, we got hope.
你好 老兄 Hello, "Brother".
渴吗 Thirsty?
好久不见 老兄 Long time, brother.
最近如何 How've you been keeping?
这个 怎么说呢... Oh, well, you know...
我听闻了你干掉詹金斯兄弟的壮举 I heard all that turnabout how you killed them Jenkins brothers.
只用一颗子弹 是吧 With one bullet, wasn't it?
是不是 Isn't that right?
这些蠢蛋都相信你的英勇事迹 是吗 All these good folks here believed your little stories, don't they?
他们相信你就是那个硬汉杀手 是吗 Why, they believe you're just a stone killer, don't they?
看来这些愚民都相信你 Seems these folks trust you.
觉得你能拯救他们的小镇 They think you're gonna save their little town.
拯救他们渺小的灵魂 They think you're gonna save their little souls.
但咱俩都心知肚明 不是吗 But we know better. Don't we?
是骡子是马 何不拿出来给朋友们溜溜呢 So why don't you show your friends here what you're made of?
让他们看清你的真面目 Show 'em who you really are.
何不开枪打死我呢 Why don't you just pull your gun and shoot me?
当然 你用不了这么多子弹 But of course, you won't need all the bean...
只要一颗 对吧 Just one, right?
来吧 大英雄 开枪呀 Go ahead, hero. Pull the trigger.
你小子不是杀人如麻吗 You got killer in your eyes, son?
我咋看不出来呢 I don't see it.
你说的那些都是杜撰的吧 You didn't do any of the things you said?
詹金斯兄弟根本不是你杀的 You didn't kill Jenkins brothers?
你甚至不是从西部来的 对吗 You ain't even from the West, are you?
说 Say it!
-不是 -大点声 - No. - Oh, speak up.
你那帮朋友听不见 I don't think your friends here heard you.
不是 No.
你欺骗了这些善良的人们 All you done is lied to these good people.
你不过是个懦弱的怪胎 You ain't nothing but a freak and a coward.
是不是 Isn't that right?
-是的 -大点声 - Yes. - Louder!
是 Yes.
听好了 可怜虫 Listen closely, you pathetic fraud.
这是我的地盘 This is my town.
如果再让我看到你 If I ever see you again,
就把你的灵魂打入十八层地狱 I'll take your soul straight down to hell!
你是谁 Who are you?
我是谁 Who am I?
无名小卒 I am nobody.
黄金守卫 Golden guardians!
雪白战车 The alabaster carriage!
西域圣灵 The spirit of the West!
打扰一下 圣灵...先生 Excuse me... Mister... Spirit? Sir?
真是好东西 Here's the beauty.
有时为了心仪之物 就得加倍努力 Sometimes you gotta dig deep to find what you're looking for.
你终于来了 So you made it...
这是天堂吗 Is this Heaven?
如果是的话 If it were,
我们这会就该和金·诺瓦克吃果酱馅饼了 we'd be eating Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.
好莱坞传奇女影星
不是开玩笑的吧 Yea...ha...no kidding?
您在干什么 What are you doing out here?
寻找 跟你一样 Searching... Same as you.
我都不知道自己在找什么 I don't even know what I'm looking for.
连自己是谁都不知道 I don't even know who I am.
大家常称呼您"无名客" And they used to call you "The Man with No Name".
现在这个时代 These days,
人们就爱给东西起绰号 they gotta a name for just about everything.
他们怎么称呼你不重要 It doesn't matter what they call you,
重要的是你的所作所为 it's the deeds, that make the man.
但我每次都只会让事情更糟 But my deeds just made things worse.
我是个骗子 大骗子 I'm a fraud. I'm a phoney!
我的朋友曾经那么相信我 My friends believed in me,
但他们需要的是英雄 but they need some kinda hero...
那就做个英雄 Then be a hero.
不 不 你不明白 No, no, no, you don't understand.
我根本就不该来这的 I'm not even supposed to be here.
是吗 That's right.
你跋山涉水来到此地 You came a long way to find something
找的却是一个不属于这里的东西 that isn't out here.
难道你不明白吗 不是你的问题 Don't you see? It's not about you.
是他们 It's about them.
但我回不去了 But I can't go back...
你可以做出选择 年轻人 You don't know that you gotta choice, son.
天命难违 No man can walk out on his own story.
你成功了 So, you made it.
这就对了 朋友 That's right, Amigo.
路对面有不一样的人生 The other side of the road.
你看到了 Did you just see that?
我们都看到了该看的 We all see what we need to see.
很美 不是吗 Beautiful, isn't it?
是的 很美 Yes... It is.
跟我来 朋友 Come, my friend.
我给你看样东西 I want to show you something.
许多年前 Many years ago,
整个山谷都是水的汪洋 this entire valley was covered in aqua.
如今 只剩下一个疑问 Now... only one question remains.
水哪去了 Where did it go?
它们随水而动 They follow the water.
它们随水而动 走吧 They follow the water! Come on!
没有道理啊 It just don't make no sense.
没有水 有地也没用 Without water, that land is useless.
你在建什么 What are you building out there?
未来 兰戈先生 The future, Mr. Rango.
要么融入其中 You can either be part of it,
要么被未来抛弃 or you can be left behind.
山谷被公路一分为二前我就在这儿 I was here before the highway split this great valley.
我亲眼见证了它的发展 I watched the march of progress.
学到了点东西 And I learned a thing or two.
控制了水就控制了一切 Control the water, and you'll control everything.
少来 兰戈先生 Come on, Mr. Rango!
你还说自己神通广大 You tribute divine power to me!
我怎么会控制得了水源呢 How on earth could I possibly control the water?
紧急关闭 六号阀门
现在呢 朋友 What now, Amigo?
天命难违 No man can walk out of his own story.
我该回去了 I'm going back.
为什么 But why?
因为这才是真正的我 Because that's who I am.
长官 你胆子可真大 还敢来这 You gotta lot of nerve showing up here, lawman!
你想怎样 What do you want?
你爸和他的人 Your pappy and them boys are 'bout to
就要成为替罪羊了 hang for something they didn't do.
但我有一个计划 But I have a plan.
我知道这对你来说有多么艰难 豆豆 I appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans.
但现实就是如此 做决定吧 But you're making a practical decision.
决定 决定 Decisions... Decisions...
没必要煎熬下去了 There is no need for any more suffering...
你们家族的农场现在一片荒芜 Your family's ranch is nothing but a wasteland now.
契约一签 你爸这个负担就能卸下了 Sign the deed and relieve yourself of your father's burden.
我爸不是负担 My daddy was not a burden!
拿走你的臭钱 地我是不会卖的 Keep your blood money, and I'll keep my land!
照他说的办 Do what he says
否则你那双漂亮的褐色大眼睛 or by all the fires of the black pit
将感受到我眼中这团火焰 I'll squeeze them pretty brown eyes
然后被我从你脑袋里挖出来 right out of your skull!
住手 詹克 没有必要 Now, hold on, Jake, there's no need...
我干活的时候别瞎指挥 Let me do my job!
你呼唤我过来 You brought me here now
咱就要玩到底 we're gonna play this sling out to the end.
快他妈签字 臭女人 Sign the damn paper, woman!
去死 Go to hell!
你以为我从哪来的 Where do you think I come from?
看着我的眼睛 Look into my eyes...
我要看着你死 I wanna see you die!
詹克 Jake!
给我出来 I'm calling you out!
詹克 Jake!
今天可越来越有意思了 This day just got a little more interesting.
把她放下 Put her down.
不然怎么样 小子 Or what, little man?
杀了我吗 You gonna kill me?
可以这么说 That's just about the size of it.
把你的臭爪子拿开 Get those filthy paws of me!
闭上你臭嘴 Shut up your gob!
好吧 警长 出招吧 All right, sheriff. Make your move.
尘埃银行
就是现在 朋友 Now, Amigo!
用力 用力 Pull! Pull!
好一个馊主意 That was a bad idea.
渴吗 老兄 Thirsty, "Brother"?
水来了 It's coming!
-简直是个奇迹 -等等 - This is a miracle! - Hold on!
瞧 水 Look, the water!
那是什么 What is that?
这来救咱们的 老爹 It's our salvation, pa!
我们的越狱之路 It's our jail way going out!
咱们就要逃出去咯 We're about to get out.
我要把你打成筛子 I'm gonna blow so many holes in your body,
让你屁滚尿流 you're be leaking led!
还好我有援军 Then it's a good thing I brought some back-up.
什么 What?
不是老鹰 只不过是些没用的蝙蝠 Ain't no hawk! Ain't nothing but bats!
按原计划行事 弟兄们 Stick to the plan boys!
攻击他的头部 Aim for his head!
只需一颗子弹 It only takes one bullet.
你没这个胆 You ain't got the nerve!
不信就试试 Try me.
兰戈先生 Oh, Mr. Rango...
你没忘了什么吧 Aren't you forgetting something?
把枪给我 警长 Hand me your gun, sheriff.
快点 兰戈先生 Now, Mr. Rango!
豆豆 别急 不用担心 Beans, hold on! Don't worry!
我有计划 I've got a plan!
救命呀 把门打开 Help! Open the door!
好吧 B计划 Ok, plan B.
什么 豆豆 你说什么 What? Beans, you're mumbling!
我的问题都解决了 All my problems are taken care of.
只差一个 Except for one.
这是一个崭新的西域 詹克 It's a new West, Jake,
没有歹徒的容身之地 there is no room for gunslingers any more.
我们现在的身份是商人 We're businessmen now.
我们有新帽子了 We got new hats.
在我老家 这叫急中生智 Where I come from, we call this im-provi-sation.
你回来了 You're came back!
那是什么玩意 What was that!?
别慌 No need to panic!
我想你刚把咱的B计划给吞下去了 But I think you just swallowed our plan B.
什么 What?
好吧 我不淡定了 Ok... Panic time.
你和前警长真比想像中更像 You and the sheriff are more alike than you think.
不过是个传说 Nothing but legends.
过不了多久 没人会相信你曾经存在过 Pretty soon no one will believe you've even existed.
最后一颗子弹 送走最后的罪犯 One last bullet to kill the last outlaw.
多完美的结局啊 How fitting!
警长 我保证如果咱们合作的话 Sheriff, I'm sure if we work together,
我们能在当前情况下达到双赢的局面 we can reach mutually beneficial solution to our current situation.
你还是跟他商量去吧 You better take it up with him.
一颗子弹 One bullet...
我要向你致敬 I tip my hat to you.
新的传奇诞生了 As one legend to another.
你刚说啥来着 What was that you say?
过不多久没人会相信你曾存在过 Pretty soon no one will believe you've even existed?
兰戈 你把水找回来了 Rango! You brought the water back.
实现了你的承诺 Just like you promised.
你真是个大英雄 You really are a hero...
其实 至于什么英雄事迹... Well, thing about heros is you never...
你可以打住了... Don't spoil...
虽不知道你愿不愿意 Well I don't know about you,
但咱们还是去泡个澡吧 but I could sure go for a dip!
就这样蜥蜴结束了他的旅途 And so the lizard completes his journey.
从一开始的悲剧到如今为人所高歌传颂 From the humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today.
当然他终有一死 And although, he's certain to die.
也许...会死于家务意外 Perhaps from ...er... household accident,
据称65%的非正常死亡都来源于此 which account for 65 % all unatural deaths.
尽管要抛弃以往的尊严 The people of the village will honour his memory
村子里的人们将永远珍视这段回忆 even as they abandon their dignity.